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Old Thu, Jun-25-2009, 09:55:47 AM   #1
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Heard the dumbest joke this morning from one of my friends - this has got to go down in the books.

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i read the dumbest post this morning.

http://m3forum.net/m3forum/showpost....42&postcount=1
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****. This thread needs to be taken out and shot.
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I thought it was funny.
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I thought it was funny.
your taste in wat ches doesn't resemble your taste in jokes.
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