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Old Mon, Jul-09-2012, 08:47:18 PM   #1
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Default Re-home a coyote

I got a good laugh out of this: http://austin.craigslist.org/pet/3048614916.html

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I thought it was a husky. It looks like a husky but it isn't. I shaved it. It's a coyote. It steals food and it looks at you. It howls all the time and it talks back everytime you ask it why it peed on your floor. It is a sassy coyote. It lopes to the side like a coyote.

Everytime you take it outside it wants to play with you. It also chases newborn deer and thinks it did something important. Like it got a big deer. But it didn't --- it got a newborn deer! That's just an unfair fight. No worries though, the cats are safe because they don't flinch in its presence. They hiss and stand their ground. Which completely fools the coyote into thinking it's a predator.

The rehoming fee for this thing is $1. I can't take it's pooping incessantly on the floor despite numerous attempts to train what I thought was a husky. The tail gives this thing away. I should have known. Until I googled coyote and realized that they have the EXACT SAME TAIL. Shaved it's clear it's a coyote. That and it acts like a coyote.

Hey if it walks like a coyote, talks like a coyote, and kind of looks like one - it might be a COYOTE.

Also have several tarantualas hanging around property that would like new homes too...
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wha da fuk did I just read?
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Why is OP searching for pet coyotes on CL?




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I'd buy it for $1
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I was hoping to buy someone who would lie about leading me over the border into Canada
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That's not normal?
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